Dont Worry, Julia Roberts! This Red Carpet Escorts Tell-All Reveals Only The Most Boring Scandals
January 31st, 2013 | 6:20 pm by Halle Kiefer ( @hallekiefer ) Listen up, everybody. If you write a tell-all in this day and age, you had better bring it . Heck, Kris Jenner wrote a tell-all about herself in which she exposes her own infidelities. If you arent exposing someones love child or some Mommy Dearest -level insanity in your scandalous memoir, we are not even going to check it out from the library. Its these high standards that made us so bummed to read about the secrets revealed in Christopher Gaida s new book Arm Candy: A Celebrity Escorts Tales From The Red Carpet . Despite having escorted celebs to red-carpet events (entirely platonically, as we were saddened to find out) for fourteen years, some of Giadas non-revelations include: Helping calm down Megan Fox at the 2007 Teen Choice Awards when she allegedly freaked out backstage. Walking three feet in front of Sharon Stone and not looking back per her request at the! 1999 Vh1 Vogue Fashion Awards. Perhaps most dau...